Bath Time Fun

The ancient Romans knew all about the aphrodisiac effect of combining water with the pleasures of beautiful naked girls, and mixed bathing in those days was frequently arranged purely for erotic purposes. An overworked Senator could guarantee relaxation by stepping into a warm bath with six maidens on hand to rub him down and perform whatever service he required. In England during the Middle Ages, the mixed bath was very popular, until the kind of behaviour the practise encouraged caused official disapproval, and eventually it ceased.

The only people who seem to go in for it a lot nowadays are the Japanese. And they keep the water so hot you wouldn't feel like doing anything anyway. Although they do say that if you know where to go you can disport to your heart's content with several nubile young girls in a bath of warm water.

Indeed, the pleasures of mixed bathing are universal, and have always been appreciated by mankind all over the world.

While officially it only rarely gains the blessing of the authorities, there is a vast number of people who enjoy to the full the practise of mixing the twin pleasures of bathing and sex.

Judging by the number of people we interviewed on the subject, the pleasure is practically a universal one. Indeed, one husband we spoke to is a builder, and while decorating a flat into which he is planning to move with his wife, he had specially created, at enormous expense, a large sunken bath, specifically designed for sex. He could hardly wait to use it, and his wife was no less eager.

Some couples find that the sensual mixture of water and sensitised skin gives them the ultimate erotic thrill. Normal sex pales into significance next to the pleasures of the bath.

We spoke to Angela, a thirty-eight-year-old housewife, who described to us the pleasure she and her husband obtain from bathtime sex:—

"For us, sex at bathtime has always been much more exciting than doing it in bed. Some people associate bed with sex, but we associate the bathtub with some of our most exciting sessions together.

"We always bathe together, and it is unusual for us to have a bath and not to carry things further.

"We run the bath until the temperature is right, and then we slowly undress each other, kissing and fondling while we do so. I always take Phillip's trousers off by kneeling in front of him, slowly lowering them down over his thighs and legs. At this stage his prick is always erect, pushing up the front of his underpants aggressively. I gently run my fingertips over the straining material, covering his belly and thighs with little, delicate kisses. I love feeling the rigidity of his prick with my fingers, grasping it and slowly massaging, feeling the warmth of it through the material. Pretty soon he can't stand it any more, and then I have to lower his pants completely, and his stiff prick springs up in front of my face. I love to hold it with both my hands, moving the skin, cupping his balls, kissing his prick and sliding my tongue down it, from the little slit at the tip, right down the shaft to the rough, hairy skin of his balls.

"But he wants me naked as well, and I stand there while he removes my bra and pants. He loves to lick my nipples, and I love the sensation of them springing up all erect and taut, and the lovely feeling of his tongue working on them — the sensations going right down deep in my groin.

"Then we both step, naked, into the water together. Just sinking down in the water with him, feeling the warmth of it covering me and his flesh touching mine under the surface is enough to make me all swollen and soft there for him. We soap our hands, and start washing each other. We never use flannels — instead we relish the feel of our soapy hands on each other's bodies.

"We start fairly innocuously, giving each other a chance to cool off a bit. We wash each other's faces and necks, and shoulders. But then we get a bit lower. He grabs hold of my breasts, gripping them in his soapy fingers. This really turns me on. My nipples are already tingling from his earlier treatment, and now the sliding friction of his soapy fingers really gets me on the boil. Also I like the sight of it, too. To see the flesh of my breasts sliding through his hands, flattening, slipping, distorting — it almost makes me come. In the meantime I am sliding my fingers across his nipples, feeling them sticking up like little shirtbuttons. Before I met Phillip I didn't realise that it was possible for men's nipples to erect, but his are particularly sensitive — I love watching them raising up in their tiny erections.

"After this, I get him to bend over, and then I soap his buttocks. I love running my soapy hands over the soft, hairy mounds, I suppose it's the same pleasure that he gets from massaging my breasts. I love to allow my fingers to slide into the warm crack, gradually sliding them further and further in, until with just one finger I cricle round and round his anus, gradually centring in on it, until I can feel it under my finger. With my other hand I reach round for his prick, covering it with lather. Pressing my finger up into his rectum I massage his prick, feeling it sliding all soapy and nice through my fingers. When he is about to come I stop, allowing him to expel my finger. Then I turn round, bend over, and he does the same to me. I love to feel his fingers exploring my bottom, and especially when he inserts one finger into my rectum and one into my vagina, the feeling is just out of this world.

"We usually do it standing up. I bend over, holding onto the taps, and he stands behind me, shoving his prick into me from the rear. We are all slippery with the soap, and it feels really lovely as it slides into me, filling me up.

"When he starts to move, thrusting it in and out, the soapy moisture makes the most marvellous sucking sound, and this adds a great deal to our pleasure. I love the warm feel of the water on my skin and the pounding sensation as he drives into me. As we get more and more aroused, so his movements become harder, his thrusts deeper, until I have to grip the taps tightly to prevent myself from falling down, as he slams into my body.

"By then I am practically on the point of coming, and when I feel his movements become completely uncontrolled, and feel the spurts of his ejaculation inside me, this sets me off, so that we both come at the same time.

"Sometimes this is only a prelude for us. Often, after we have come, we finish soaping each other, and then step out of the bath and pat each other dry with towels.

"Then, feeling really clean and fresh, we go to the bedroom and lie on the bed, facing opposite ways. While he spreads the lips of my vulva, lowering his face between my thighs and kissing me there, his tongue probing right inside me, I take his prick into my mouth, and gently suck at it, running my tongue all over the swollen flesh. We lick and suck each other until we both come, sometimes at the same moment, sometimes separately."

This represents a fairly straightforward sexual encounter. But the bathroom is an unusual place for sex, and it provides an ideal surrounding for the practise of those mild sexual perversions which may often be found among married couples.

Barry T ---- is thirty years old, and has been married for nine years. The climax of his bathroom sessions with his attractive, dark-haired wife, involves a mild degree of sado/masochism, which both partners find very satisfying:—

"By this time we are both feeling very sexy. I think Betty looks particularly attractive at this point. She stands there in the nude, the lather all over her body. Where I have been caressing her between the legs she is a mass of lather where the soap has lathered up in her pubic hairs. Her nipples are erect, and she is breathing deeply, her breasts rising and falling. When she is erotically aroused, her lips always seem to get swollen, and her eyelids heavy. The hot water and the steam has made her body all pink and glowing, and when she turns round and shows me her pink bum, all tempting and rounded, I just can't keep my hands off it.

"She looks so desirable that for a long time I might just look at her. Then I get out of the bath and grab hold of a towel. I drop the towel in the water, and then wring it out. Watching me do this, she knows what I want and, in a docile way, she steps out of the bath as well, her body streaming wet. By the time I have wrung out the towel she is standing bent forwards, hands gripping the edge of the bath, her legs wide apart, bracing herself. Her bum is beautifully exposed, all pink and rounded, the central division dark and mysterious.

"I tie a knot in one end of the towel, and then stand beside her. I swing my arm, and the wet towel swings round, cracking against her buttocks. She jerks as she feels it, and the towel leaves a red mark across her perfect flesh. Each time my arm swings, so her buttocks become redder and redder. With each stroke her flesh jerks and she starts to make throaty, sort of gasping noises. I see by the movements of her hips that she is experiencing extreme pleasure. The noises she makes get louder and louder. Suddenly her hips start thrusting violently, and I redouble the strength of my blows. She thrusts her hips forwards, her buttocks clenching and relaxing, and as she does so she cries out loud, luxuriating in a very strong and exciting orgasm.

"Afterwards, while she is in the same position, but limp and exhausted, I come up behind her, rubbing my prick up and down in the crack of her buttocks. This gradually stimulates her again, until finally she lifts her leg and I slide into her, my prick slipping into her wet channel without any resistance at all.

"I am so stimulated that it does not take very long for me to come. I push up and down inside her for a while, and then suddenly feel it start. Then I thrust deeply into her body, feeling my sperm shooting out, bathing her inside."

Clearly, the bathroom environment appeals to several senses when we are erotically aroused. There is the sensual feel of the warm water, and the erotic massage of soapy fingers; then there is the clean, fresh smell of freshly-washed bodies; there is also the visual stimulus of seeing the bare flesh, glowing pinkly and covered with lather.

One husband keenly appreciates the visual aspect of bathroom eroticism. He described to us the particular ritual that turned him on in the bathroom:—

"My wife is fantastic-looking, and everyone thinks so. She is blonde and small, and she has got a really big bust. Everybody says she looks just like Barbara Windsor.

"She's got this long black dress, all silky, which covers her from her throat to her ankles. What we do is for her to wear the dress, and not wear anything underneath it. When you see her wearing the dress, you'd never dream that underneath it she is completely naked.

"I have prepared a bathful of warm water. She comes into the bathroom, wearing the dress, and then steps into the bath. As she sinks down into the water, the dress balloons out round her, and I catch a glimpse of her pink legs and thighs. I always find it particularly stimulating to see her stepping apparently fully-dressed into the water.

"I don't know why it turns me on so much, but it does. Then she stands up in the bath, and the dress falls wetly and heavily round her. The water makes it cling to her curves, and now it is easy to see that she has nothing on underneath. By now I have stripped off all my clothes, and I get into the bath with her.

"I take hold of her, and feel the wet material pressing against me all the way up. Under the material I can feel the softness and warmth of her flesh. Where her tits are, the straining material becomes almost transparent, and I can just see the flesh of her tits, and the dark area of her nipple through the material.

"Feeling her like this is fantastic. I press against her all the way down, my prick straining against the wet material. We kiss and caress each other, and finally she lifts up the hem of her skirt, just enough for me to get my prick between her legs and gently push upwards...

"All the time I am moving in her, I am rubbing at her flesh, holding her tits or sliding my hands over her bottom, relishing the feel of her soft flesh inside the wet material of the dress."

Of course, it is not just the bath which gives some people their kicks. Everybody is aware of the stimulating experiences which can occur when an amorous couple share a shower. But even when a girl is on her own, she can sometimes use a shower to bring a little excitement into her life.

Alice M ---- certainly enjoys a shower. She told us all about her particular solitary pleasure:—

"It's one of those fittings that goes on a bracket, and you can take it off and use it all over your body. Well, it didn't take me long to discover that if I slipped it between my thighs, and directed those jets of water at my clitoris and vagina — well, it just sent me out of my mind!

"Water that is warm to hot is best, and when I squirt the main jet at my clitoris, there is the feeling of a very rapid vibration, and the other streams of water stimulate my inner lips and the mouth of my vagina. It almost feels as though an enormous mouth is sucking me there.

"What I do now, when I am feeling the need for sexual relief, is to put the shower unit on the floor, facing upwards. Then I switch on the water, and squat down over it. Squatting opens the lips out, and as I squat there I sort of move backwards and forwards so that it sprays the whole area in a kind of rhythmic way. I close my eyes, and I imagine that a man is sucking me there. Well, the sensation of the water plus my imagination soon do the trick, and it's not long before I feel the most fantastic orgasm sort of blooming inside me. I never have to touch myself — the water does it from start to finish."

But of course, a shower makes an ideal setting for more than one. Helen G____, a housewife from Yorkshire, described to us what she and her husband often get up to in the shower:—

"We only do this when the children are at school and he happens to be home. We go into the shower together, and enjoy the feeling of our naked bodies pressing up against each other in the spray. Jack's naked body always excites me, especially when I feel his penis pressing up against me all hard in the front, and his hands all over me. We hold each other close and kiss, and all the time the water is spraying down all over us. I find that the water pouring down all the time makes it even more sexy for me. When we are together under the shower, it always finishes with me going down on my knees in front of him, and while the water runs down over his body, I take hold of his penis, and gradually slide my mouth over the end of it.

"Gradually I move my head towards his body, so that my mouth slides further and further down the shaft. It is filling my mouth, all big and hot, and what with the water coming down and everything, I can hardly breathe. It is like being helpless and half-drowned, but is terrifically exciting at the same time. I start to move, pulling back so that his prick almost leaves my mouth, and then plunging forward again so that once more it seems to fill my mouth and throat. I can feel his excitement getting more intense as I move, and as his excitement grows, so does mine. I plunge backwards and forwards, the breath whistling through my nostrils, the water everywhere.

"Then his prick suddenly seems to get bigger and hotter, and I realise he is on the point of coming. His hips start to move.

"As his orgasm begins, he forgets all restraint. He holds my head, and thrusts his prick backwards and forwards plunging it right down into the back of my throat. By now I am almost choking. All the movements are now his, and I am completely helpless. All I can do is to move my tongue, wriggling it from side to side over his hot flesh as it plunges in and out.

"I feel his ejaculation then. Hot and thick, it fills my throat and boils into my mouth. I feel the spurts, and taste the coppery taste of his semen. It is such an animal sort of thing, it excites me terribly. When he comes I am almost coming as well.

"I do not swallow his semen. I suck it from his prick, extracting from him the last gasps of his orgasm. I hold his prick in my mouth until it gets soft, trying not to let any of the semen leak out. Eventually it plops out, and I get to my feet, still with a mouthful of semen. I lower my lips to his chest and let it leak out of my mouth onto his flesh. It slides out, all slimy and white, and I push it with my tongue, making sure it is all out.

"Then I rub my face all over his chest, feeling the semen going all over me. I stand erect, then, pressing against him, rubbing my breasts against his wet and sticky chest.

"The slippery semen gradually covers our bodies. Rubbing against him I position myself so that his soft prick is contacting my clitoris. I rub up and down against the root of his soft prick, and within a few seconds I come, feeling the water jetting all over my body like hundreds of little hands caressing me. It is so good I almost collapse.

"Afterwards the water washes away the semen, and we both step from the shower feeling clean, refreshed and completely satisfied."

People show a great ingenuity at utilising various household things for sexual purposes, but when it comes to the bathroom, their ingenuity seems to know no bounds. And the reason is that sensual mixture of water and sex, which appeals so strongly to nearly all of us.

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